SELF LOVE AND THE CITY

If you're not sick of having all the promotion for 'Sex and the City: The Movie' shoved down your throat, why not shove it up a different part of your anatomy with the launch of a SATC-themed vibrator? Now you can pleasure yourself whilst thinking about a group of over-paid, wrinkly old harridans who are well past their best. What could be more sexy, girls?

The adult toy, called Mr Big after Sarah Jessica Parker's love interest in the show, is being marketed to coincide with the tenth anniversary of the Rabbit's appearance in the show, and presumably has nothing whatsoever to do with cashing in on the fact that there's a multi-million dollar film out.

The website LoveHoney, who are selling the product, said: "Part of the Rabbit's success is due to it being featured in an early episode of the show.

"Just as Big is the one for Carrie, we think this Mr Big will soon have its own set of fans too."

Just remember if you're thinking about getting one of these - what they're basically saying is: Go fuck yourselves (literally), you gullible fools!