AN EXPLOSION IN A CLOWN COSTUME FACTORY

It was the Sex and the City movie premiere in London's Leicester Square last night. Sarah Jessica Parker must have thought it was Ladies day at the races (and we're not referring to her horse-like face this time). Look at the ridiculous excuse for a hat she was wearing.

And because it was Sex and the City, everyone took it upon themselves to wear bright, nauseating and unflattering colours (we're talking to you, Martine) and bright garish lipstick that either screamed hooker or children's entertainer.

Gary Lineker is looking particularly smug with his young girlfriend on his arm - he shoots, he scores!

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