Separate rooms for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Holmes Alone
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Published on Thu 23 August 2007 by IanMcShane
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Separate rooms for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes |
Star magazine has unearthed a secret source confirming what we all suspected. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes DO live in the same house, but in separate wings.
Separate wings for separate species? Is it so Tom can gaze out on his
latest Latino gardener in peace? No, it's because Katie says Tom snores
and this is the only way she can get any peace.
Snores? Stone the unbeliever! That noise is the rumbling of a thousand defeated alien warlords circulating Tom's internal energy shield!
The pair had separate rooms from the start; Katie is a good Catholic girl who doesn't believe in sex before marriage and Tom, well, Tom might be a bit disappointed to wake up and find his bedside companion has all lady bits and doesn't resemble a greased-up wrestler.
And they're moving to a bigger house later this year, so they won't even have to be in the same post code. Lovely.
Snores? Stone the unbeliever! That noise is the rumbling of a thousand defeated alien warlords circulating Tom's internal energy shield!
The pair had separate rooms from the start; Katie is a good Catholic girl who doesn't believe in sex before marriage and Tom, well, Tom might be a bit disappointed to wake up and find his bedside companion has all lady bits and doesn't resemble a greased-up wrestler.
And they're moving to a bigger house later this year, so they won't even have to be in the same post code. Lovely.
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