SCRABBLE WINNINGLY NAMED MP TO MARRY POUNDSTRETCHER'S ANSWER TO A POP STAR

CHEEKY BRIDE

Published on Tue 22 April 2008 by basko

SCRABBLE WINNINGLY NAMED MP TO MARRY POUNDSTRETCHER'S ANSWER TO A POP STAR

Yes try not to faint in your seats as you read that MP Lembit Opik has proposed to his Cheeky Girl popstar girlfriend Gabriela Irimia. She may look like a snake with arms but they kind of deserve each other in a low rent sort of way; even if he did dump that nice weather girl off ITV.

Amazingly Hello! magazine printed an EXCLUSIVE that the couple plan to tie the knot 'next year or the year after' (money well spent there) and that Opik cried when Gabriela accepted (think we would have done the same).

The Cheeky Girl added with all the romantic charm of Ivan Drago in Rocky IV:

"He got down on one knee and made his proposal. When I said yes, he started to cry. I could not cry."

Ah young love...

MP, lembit opik, cheeky girl, gabriella irimia, marriage, proposal, rome

pass it on print article

IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
FIXED RATE LOHAN
BALL-GAME
THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		Kermit on Tue 22 April 2008 said... A Romanian peasant marrying a Bill Clinton lookalikey.... amen..
		dandyboy on Tue 22 April 2008 said... Can you use pronouns in Scrabble these days?
		blaxa on Tue 22 April 2008 said... Damn, Dandyboy. I was going to say that. No one's made the 'Buy one get one free' comment yet though.
		Sable on Tue 22 April 2008 said... So which of them one the belching competition they're apparently having?
		thundachick on Tue 22 April 2008 said... im just thinking about the damn ugly babies they will produce shivers
		Sable on Tue 22 April 2008 said... won
		dandyboy on Tue 22 April 2008 said... Wonder what his excuse will be when he 'accidentaly' gets her mixed up with the other one.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 22 April 2008 said... Who was it who said Opik looked like Iggle-Piggle from The Night Garden because they're spot on..
		FredTitmuss on Tue 22 April 2008 said... Handy for the passport.
		framey on Tue 22 April 2008 said... Fucking hell, he's a wonky faced cunt, but he's like Brad fucking Pitt compared to that eastern european cum depot and her twin fugly sister. Why can't she fuck off bck to her own country and get a job?
		DickyM on Wed 23 April 2008 said... They both look like they've had a stroke
		Pietro on Wed 23 April 2008 said... They both like simultaneous victims of 'surprise sex'
		AnneOnemus on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Blimey, the mentality of people on here astounds me! This couple hit it off, end of! I take it you are ALL classically good-looking, enormously successful people with partners the same? Mmmmm....thought not. Framey, you're obviously just trolling, though.