Scientologists propose Tom Cruise as the new Messiah
THOMAS CHRIST ESQ
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Published on Wed 24 January 2007 by HOLYMOLY!
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Scientologists propose Tom Cruise as the new Messiah |
Never a day goes by without another story about permanently grinning,
rodent featured, stack heel bothering nutjob Tom Cruise, but this has
to be the most demented yet.
The "church" of Scientology (the total creation of a third rate science fiction author, remember), is putting Cruise forward as the new messiah. As if the heterosexual father of three's ego wasn't big enough already, the cult's leader, David Miscavige, has apparently told him he is Scientology's Christ-like figure, criticised for his views, but future generations will realise he was right.
All together now: You're not the messiah, you're an actor in stacked heels with more things to admit to yourself than any other man on the planet.
The "church" of Scientology (the total creation of a third rate science fiction author, remember), is putting Cruise forward as the new messiah. As if the heterosexual father of three's ego wasn't big enough already, the cult's leader, David Miscavige, has apparently told him he is Scientology's Christ-like figure, criticised for his views, but future generations will realise he was right.
All together now: You're not the messiah, you're an actor in stacked heels with more things to admit to yourself than any other man on the planet.
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