BUFFY THE DISCOUNT SEEKER

Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar has revealed that she lives her life watching every penny and is fully prepared to abandon all dignity in order to save the odd cent, even if it means she looks ridiculous. She even saves money on cab fares by cycling around New York on a ridiculous 'look at me' bicycle.

"Not only is it bright pink with the bell and streamers and the whole thing, but it has Hello Kitty tires," she told the latest issue of Self magazine. "Every time I leave my apartment, my doorman just shakes his head." Probably because he thinks you look like an idiot, eh? But there's more...

"I take my reusable bag to Whole Foods so I get a discount. I go to Bloomingdale's on double rewards day. And I always print my dry cleaning coupons before I go. My dry cleaner laughs. He's like, 'You don't have to keep printing them out!"

Yeah, he's laughing to your face, but he's whispering words of hatred and annoyance under his breath, and he probably does unspeakable things to your smalls to appease his anger.

So, she's left Hollywood, cycles everywhere and watches every penny. The career's fucked, isn't it love?