Mumsy old Sarah Kennedy has set tongues wagging yesterday after being unable to control her own during her Radio 2 show. Listeners were so concerned that many posted on the show's internet message board asking the two crucial questions: "Is it a brain tumour?" and "How pissed was SHE?"
To be fair, Sarah has a bit of previous, most memorably when in 1999
she called a clergyman "an old prune" and accused a female newsreader
of shitting her knickers. The current outbursts were down to "a
breathing problem". Well, of course.
Yesterday she described the late royal bubblehead Princess Diana as
wearing a "pink polka blot" dress, made it quite clear that she was
unable to read a newspaper headline, said the victim in the Phil
Spector trial had a "gunshot to her month", and capped it all
off beautifully by offering to send her "panties" to British troops in
Afghanistan.
I've had breathing problems like that myself. Usually after eight pints on a Friday night.