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Sarah Kennedy slurs her way through radio show

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Sarah Kennedy slurs her way through radio show

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Mumsy old Sarah Kennedy has set tongues wagging yesterday after being unable to control her own during her Radio 2 show. Listeners were so concerned that many posted on the show's internet message board asking the two crucial questions: "Is it a brain tumour?" and "How pissed was SHE?"

To be fair, Sarah has a bit of previous, most memorably when in 1999 she called a clergyman "an old prune" and accused a female newsreader of shitting her knickers. The current outbursts were down to "a breathing problem". Well, of course.

Yesterday she described the late royal bubblehead Princess Diana as wearing a "pink polka blot" dress, made it quite clear that she was unable to read a newspaper headline, said the victim in the Phil Spector trial had a "gunshot to her month", and capped it all off beautifully by offering to send her "panties" to British troops in Afghanistan.

I've had breathing problems like that myself. Usually after eight pints on a Friday night.

COMMENTS
MrsMoon on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Hooray fore Sarah Kennedy...she's more rock n roll than that squinty eyed, "i'm too scared not to like them in case i look uncool" Jo fucking Whiley...By Gods turban, i hate that woman so...yeah Jo, your so cutting edge, you work for the BBC, how 'establishment' can you fucking get..Sarah is like Keith Richards to your Cliff Richard, Jo...
HalfdeadFred on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
agree mrs moon she looks like keith too
Nutkins on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Hear, hear Mrs Moon! I detest Jo Whiley with a fucking vengence. She's such an ass licker to whoever she interviews and is as hardcore as Playboy. Damn women at glasto always fimed with bare feet.....whoa Jo...like that's so alternative FFS! Sarah Kennedy? Now you gotta love her! accusing people of shitting their knickers, rambling on whilst 3 sheets to the wind and abusing the clergy.....I'm gonna have to give her a listen. She looks like she's had a lifetime enjoying the sauce as well.
gargoyle on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Fuck. Is she 100 years old? :S
cuntlicker2000 on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Just given it a quick listen - and can confirm she was absolutely mullered at 6.30 in the morning. What an animal.
Darkharlequin on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
All true MrsM, all true. She was obviously out all night drinking Dean Martin, Oliver Reed and Richard Burton under the table as well, the fucking lightweights. Bollocksed at that time in the am...Miss Kennedy, I salute you.
strangelad on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Of course she had breathing problems, you ever tried breathing whilst drinking from a bottle of JD, one cough and you're fucked.
JiggeryCock on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Is that the booze or chemotherapy that's done that to her? Still, anyone that can go all Tourettes, live on air, with or without the aid of booze is a cocking legend in my book.
thingymabob on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
watching us watching you! watcing us goodnite!
on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Skin like a crocodile, but I'd probably do her up the poop chute.
RoyKeane on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Let herself go a bit from when Matthew Kelly, Henry Kelly and Beadle were hanging out the back of her
dandyboy on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Couldn't agree with you more about whiney Whiley Mrs M, every Glastonbury I pray for some freak electrocution accident live on air...
thingymabob on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
is it me!(i know its the drugs though!) or is it harry redknapp!...nah just me i guess!
Marshfield on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Well being drunk at work is a normally a sackable offence, doubt the Beeb have the guts to do it though if she was, probably preferring to offer thousands of BBC licence payers money as early retirement. Seem to remember this is at least the second time it's possibly happened. What with Terry Wogan following her in the morning, Radio 2 really is the place for people whose mental facuities aren't working at 100% anymore.
MrsMoon on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
actually i can just see her now staggering down the corridors at broadcasting house, rolled up daily star in one hand, string vest and bandage round head a la Rab C Nesbitt, "I'll tell yooo this, boy..Alan Yentob is a fucking cunt...(to D.G.)what the fuck are you looking at bollock face...!!"
darkmagi on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Mind you, with some of the stuff on Wogan's show afterwards (I seem to remember a Janet and John story involving a pearl necklace in the punchline) filth is not just the word. Far more entertaining than "the savior of radio 1", and ooo wow fatuous whiny.
bystander on Tue 14 August 2007 said...
Sorry to spoil the party-she is fxxxxxx awful. Knows shag all about music and should be on Radio Norfuck at 3am.
JamesBlast on Thu 01 November 2007 said...
definitely a good face for radio
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