SARAH JESSICA PARKER NAMED 'UNSEXIEST WOMAN'
ONE HORSE FACE
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Published on Fri 26 October 2007 by IanMcShane
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER NAMED 'UNSEXIEST WOMAN' |
Poor old Sarah Jessica Parker and her unfortunate melted face. She must be forever having to attend Hollywood parties (with fresh-faced husband Matthew Broderick) as people openly giggle 'How did she ever appear in a series with 'Sex' in the title?'
Readers of Maxim magazine (i.e. thirtysomething men who would rather masturbate to someone off Star Trek than real humans) have voted poor Sarah the 'Unsexiest Woman' in a poll, forgetting two things. Firstly, it should be 'least sexy'. Secondly, Jodie Marsh?
To be fair, Sarah does look like Iggy Pop after a house fire, and it cannot be denied that she is a VERY ugly woman, but does she deserve to be top of this list? A list where Amy Winehouse came second and Madonna came fourth?
For the first time in my life, I'm feeling some sympathy for the long-faced, squinty-eyed chin monster that answers to the name Sarah. She looks the least grubby, and in the time honoured game of 'Would You?' I'm still on the fence whereas where Madonna is involved it would be more 'Would she catch me and hurt me?'.
One thing is certain. I'd rather be messing about with Sarah Jessica Parker than any of the people who voted in this poll. No offence meant, obviously. You dicks.
To be fair, Sarah does look like Iggy Pop after a house fire, and it cannot be denied that she is a VERY ugly woman, but does she deserve to be top of this list? A list where Amy Winehouse came second and Madonna came fourth?
For the first time in my life, I'm feeling some sympathy for the long-faced, squinty-eyed chin monster that answers to the name Sarah. She looks the least grubby, and in the time honoured game of 'Would You?' I'm still on the fence whereas where Madonna is involved it would be more 'Would she catch me and hurt me?'.
One thing is certain. I'd rather be messing about with Sarah Jessica Parker than any of the people who voted in this poll. No offence meant, obviously. You dicks.
Sarah Jessica Parker,
Maxim Magazine,
Madonna,
Matther Broderick,
Iggy Pop,
Star Trk,
Amy Winehouse,
Jodie Marsh,
'Unsexiest Woman'
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