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SARAH JESSICA PARKER HAS MOLE REMOVED AFTER HARSH REVIEW

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SARAH JESSICA PARKER HAS MOLE REMOVED AFTER HARSH REVIEW

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'Sex and the City' actress Sarah Jessica Parker has apparently had a mole (pictured above) removed from her chin. Something which may or may not have had something to do with a reviewer saying she looked like "a Halloween witch". If only Kerry Katona were as receptive to HM's suggestions!

Pictures have emerged of Sarah Jessica Parker without the mole she used to have on her chin.

A source told a Us magazine: "It's true. She did have it done. There was no reason for it, it wasn't because she didn't like her mole, and it wasn't because of any medical reason, it was simply because she was in the mood to have it removed. That's all."

So it had absolutely nothing to do with Rex Reed's review in the New York Observer...

The US critic wrote: "There's nothing wrong with Sarah Jessica Parker, that couldn't be cured by wart-removal surgery. That growth on her face just gets bigger with every close-up, and in the full-length movie version of 'Sex and the City' it's so distracting you can't concentrate on anything else. It's not a beauty mark. I guess you can't tell a co-producer anything, but listen up, girl. At this point, you would make a wonderful Halloween witch."

Brilliant. Especially when you learn that Rex Reed is 70 years old. SEVENTY. We can only hope that HM has as much bile left at that age.


COMMENTS
dearlord on Thu 17 July 2008 said...
Miserable bastard. Bet he's a right looker
dearlord on Thu 17 July 2008 said...
Miserable bastard. Bet he's a right looker
BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said...
The mole has now signed a contract to do the sequel to 'Sex In The City' as the new love interest for wacky Irish immigrant Colin Farrell. When interviewed, the mole said, "I've been waiting for ages to get that fucking waste of dead skin removed, it's been holding me back from decent acting roles for years"
MrsMoon on Thu 17 July 2008 said...
Rex Reed would make an excellent 'mole' himself...he's been doing all that shit for years.
milkplus on Thu 17 July 2008 said...
I bought the mole... It is now at home in a cage playing with my daughter's gerbil
titmonkeyferrettwat on Thu 17 July 2008 said...
She looks like the clown from Saw, or a female Noel Fielding.
Bunglist on Thu 17 July 2008 said...
i've been scouring ebay, but no sign of that mole, i'd like to eat it, or maybe i'd float it out into the sea and live on it.
Bunglist on Thu 17 July 2008 said...
did chesney hawkes ever cut his off?
Bunglist on Thu 17 July 2008 said...
enrique elglesias did a mole chop as well didnt he? i bet he ate it.
BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said...
Enrique's mole can be seen at Ibiza airport in a pair of skimpy speedos and a medallion, nipping the arses of all the desperate housewives and fat birds going there for a holiday fuckfest
MrsMoon on Thu 17 July 2008 said...
Chesney Hawkes removed his moles? No wonder he disappeared, there was nothing left of him.
BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said...
Is this product placement or what? How many mole removal and skin tag removal ads can you get in the left column, HM?
CHUFFER on Thu 17 July 2008 said...
All this talk of moles has just put me off my lunch, looks like she is saving some of hers in her Kylie Minogue/equine sized teeth
Arseington on Thu 17 July 2008 said...
If you look at that picture long enough it morphs into a topographical map of an alien world. That and you chuck up your lunch.
degzy on Thu 17 July 2008 said...
The mole is employed here, it says so on the right. "serge would probably think you've made a bit of a c**t of yo". ah well...
FlashyVic on Fri 18 July 2008 said...
I fought the mole.... and the mole won.
rachael on Fri 18 July 2008 said...
I just puked in my mouth, where should i put the vomit
DeBouched on Fri 18 July 2008 said...
What's the point of her undergoing a molectomy now, at like 60? It would be like my getting a prosthesis after 30 years of impotence.
rachael on Sat 19 July 2008 said...
she is 41 debouched
Marshfield on Mon 21 July 2008 said...
Remove her entire face I might have a go.
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