Sarah Jessica Parker has knackered knees from wearing stilettos

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Published on Mon 06 August 2007 by IanMcShane

Sarah Jessica Parker has knackered knees from wearing stilettos

Horse-faced actress Sarah Jessica Parker is cursing the fact that she was required to wear high heels on the set of 'Sex And The City', despite the programme stopping her being carted off to the glue factory years ago.

Whinging to Elle magazine between sugarlumps, she said: "I used to spend 18 to 20 hours a day filming in heels and now I spend a much shorter day in them and I'm thinking, 'Oww!' I've totally destroyed my body by running and dancing in heels. My knees are shot."

She should be thankful that, despite the uncanny resemblance, she's not a real horse. Otherwise it would be a short trip to the knacker's yard, followed by regular appearances in glue and dog food.

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COMMENTS

		Darkharlequin on Mon 06 August 2007 said... I'd make her wear the heels, and only the heels, as I bend her over and...blah blah...don't want HM to censor me...blah blah...or ban me for no reason whatsover...boring bastards.
		HalfdeadFred on Mon 06 August 2007 said... your taste in women scares me more than any f the other stuff...JC you are either a) sick or b) blind
		SukieBapswent on Mon 06 August 2007 said... well she did play the mane character so what did she expect
		JiggeryCock on Mon 06 August 2007 said... Pin-fire the knees then send her to Nicky Hendersons. Get the handicap mark down then lump on big time for the Hennessy in 2008 - this will mean fuck all to anyone not into horse racing.
		MrsMoon on Mon 06 August 2007 said... if it's height she wants, she must wear cuban horse shoes then....god, do anyone find this rock of gibralter lookalike attractive, i just don't get it at all....
		Dames on Mon 06 August 2007 said... Funny you shoult use the word 'knacker' as she's visually very much like a traveller and no doubt just as stinky, coniving and mean-spirited.
		Marshfield on Mon 06 August 2007 said... Seriously don't know how people find her remotely attractive, or women aspire to be like her. Ugly trout faced has-been, should-never-have-been. Oh and her husband's a murdering cunt as well - take a look at Wiki if you want to know more.
		ChunkyMunky on Mon 06 August 2007 said... Vile horsey old sow. Off to the copydex factory for you!
		thingymabob on Mon 06 August 2007 said... enough of the put downs! so what if sjp and fg?(faye gaynor or however her mum spells it!) can't afford to have those rather vile growths removed! they never chose to have a 2nd head growing on their chins!
		on Tue 07 August 2007 said... get used to it
		on Tue 07 August 2007 said... being banned i mean