INFLATE ME UP

Although being regularly voted one of the sexiest women in the country, it seems that Sarah Harding still isn't content. You can't please some people! This time, Sarah has been complaining about her breasts - you know, the ones that secured her a hefty modelling contract...

The Girls Aloud singer apparently wants to pump up her ample chest (are you listening at the back there, boys?).

"My boobs aren't too bad, but they fluctuate. They go up and they go down. They've got a life of their own. I don't like them too small or too big, just in the middle," she said to Star magazine.

"I used to think I wanted them done when they got really small. I used to be a DD cup but when I lose a bit of weight, they get smaller. And it's not like they just suddenly shrink and stay really pert either - sometimes you need something just to refill them a little bit. So yes, I'd definitely consider it."

And as Sarah has taken the time to consider her breasts, it would be rude of us not to do the same for a couple of moments...

In other news, her GA bandmate Nadine Coyle has moaned that the UK isn't her home any more and that she feels more comfortable in LA. What, you prefer swanning around all day in the sun rather than fighting your way through our cold miserable winter? No shit, Sherlock.