If you're the CEO of a fairly massive airline you'd imagine that PR work would be something that you'd be adept at. Especially when you're announcing a big new initiative like long haul flights. No such professionalism for
Michael O'Leary, boss of
Ryanair, the company famous for cutting costs to such an extent that they once made a disabled passengers pay for a wheelchair to get them to the tarmac.
So what do you get for your money on a long-haul flight with Ryanair?
Not much in the cheaper seats it appears, but if you're one of those
people (like Tara Palmer Banana Tompkinson) who has never had to turn
to the right at the top of the airplane steps, you get a whole lot more...
So, what IS the German for 'blowjob?'