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RYANAIR BOSS PROMISES FREE BLOWJOBS ON BOARD FLIGHTS

If you're the CEO of a fairly massive airline you'd imagine that PR work would be something that you'd be adept at. Especially when you're announcing a big new initiative like long haul flights. No such professionalism for Michael O'Leary, boss of Ryanair, the company famous for cutting costs to such an extent that they once made a disabled passengers pay for a wheelchair to get them to the tarmac.

So what do you get for your money on a long-haul flight with Ryanair? Not much in the cheaper seats it appears, but if you're one of those people (like Tara Palmer Banana Tompkinson) who has never had to turn to the right at the top of the airplane steps,  you get a whole lot more...



So, what IS the German for 'blowjob?'




COMMENTS
PedromaticDrillz on Fri 20 June 2008 said...
That man deserves a medal for sticking two fingers up the twat of this politically correct bore-o-thon of a society we find ourselves in. Bravo!!!
teddypendennis on Fri 20 June 2008 said...
I find her German accent arousing.
Ankerw on Fri 20 June 2008 said...
Me too. Let's goo and invade someone.
chris69 on Fri 20 June 2008 said...
brilliant
BlartMonster on Fri 20 June 2008 said...
'Blasen' is to give a BJ. As in, 'sie hat ihm einen geblasen' - she noshed him off. As for TPT, she's a fucking upper class skank who would be working on the tills at Woolies if her dad wasn't Prince Charles's nob washer.
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