RUSSELL BRAND SAYS SEX IS BETTER THAN TALKING

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Published on Wed 30 April 2008 by roryk

RUSSELL BRAND SAYS SEX IS BETTER THAN TALKING

Finally, a ray of hope from Russell Brand, the most quote-happy celebrity on the block. The comedian, who can't keep his whiney Dot Cotton voice and Edward Scissorhands hair out of the papers at the moment, has said that he'd rather have sex than talk...

Well get on with it and shut the fuck up for a bit!

"Some people say to me, 'Oh, you only want to have sex'," he said "What do you mean 'only'? I'm bloody good at it, and it's better than talking."

And with charm and modesty like that who can blame women for falling into bed with him...

"I'm better at sex than talking," he said. "So that is one of the best things you can do with me."

A disturbing thought: just imagine if Russell Brand had Edward Scissorhands' hands as well as his hair - there'd be devastation to the female population - severed nipples and body parts scattered around the place like you wouldn't believe...

RUSSELL BRAND, SEX, BETTER THAN TALKING, forgetting sarah marshall,

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COMMENTS

		PrincessTiiaammii on Wed 30 April 2008 said... to be fair, he couldn't be much worse at anything than he is at talking like an educated adult human being
		BustySinclair on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Just look at him. Go on, look. What a tit.
		dearlord on Wed 30 April 2008 said... is it 'exerpt from his book' (which is quite old) day?
		Yogithebare on Wed 30 April 2008 said... Whenever I see Russel Brand I can't help but think he needs a bit of wash and that he probably smells a bit. Of wee.
		RightRoyalBastard on Wed 30 April 2008 said... The scarecrow haired loon has got a point though...
		Razorjaw on Wed 30 April 2008 said... And the Metro covered this last week in their shitty 60 second interview with the twat.
		Kitty on Wed 30 April 2008 said... He looks like he would smell of old Patchouli oil and jeans that have been on his body so long, he needs to crack the crotch with a cricket bat to get them on.
		nosensenofeeling on Wed 30 April 2008 said... WOULD
		thundachick on Wed 30 April 2008 said... i did look at him busty, and all i saw was a complete manky, crusty old cunt
		DeBouched on Thu 01 May 2008 said... I'd rather he have sex than have to listen to him talk.
		blaxa on Thu 01 May 2008 said... I just hope he does well in America... so he stays off British tv for the next few years.
		sunchild on Thu 01 May 2008 said... Russell Brand. Sex is great, blah blah, dinkle, ball bag, blah blah, ex druggie etc. Oh do fuck off you boring cunt.The only reason why any woman has sex with him is to pass the fucking time with someone slightly famous, and maybe get £5,000 from his publicist to say what a great shag he is -despite having a cock like a 13 year boy (alledgely). And I love the hair extension thing going on at the back - sexy
		sunchild on Thu 01 May 2008 said... Russell Brand. Sex is great, blah blah, dinkle, ball bag, blah blah, ex druggie etc. Oh do fuck off you boring cunt.The only reason why any woman has sex with him is to pass the fucking time with someone slightly famous, and maybe get £5,000 from his publicist to say what a great shag he is -despite having a cock like a 13 year boy (alledgely). And I love the hair extension thing going on at the back - sexy