RUSSELL BRAND CAUGHT WITH TWO LADIES IN CLUB LOOS

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Published on Mon 21 April 2008 by Mopsa

RUSSELL BRAND CAUGHT WITH TWO LADIES IN CLUB LOOS

Russell Brand is still making his way through the female population, with STIs going through the roof (probably) as he was recently caught trying to have his wicked way with some ladies in the loos of a London club. He's obviously desperate to win his third consecutive and highly prestigious 'Shagger of the Year' title in The Sun.

Russell was out at the Embassy club when he was found enjoying the company of two semi naked ladies. By a cleaner. Who obviously had a tough job on their hands afterwards.

Apparently Russell was very upset at being caught, but not as upset as the cleaner who saw him trying to have sex, and now staff want to ban him from the club. Russell then tried his luck with another woman.

A source said:

"There is going to be a staff meeting today to discuss what happened to get Russell banned. What he did was totally unacceptable."

Could that ban be extended to every bar/club/public place in London?

RUSSELL BRAND, EMBASSY CLUB, SHAGGER OF THE YEAR, THE SUN,

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COMMENTS

		PrincessTiiaammii on Mon 21 April 2008 said... Ban him from earth and just fire the self-obsessed, not-funny-in-any-way cunt into the sun.
		catfood on Mon 21 April 2008 said... a seemingly straight, moderately successful, attractive adult man in consensual, mutually gratifying activity with other adults albeit in a public place? fuck me, it's a broken, fallen world indeed.
		dandyboy on Mon 21 April 2008 said... Could they please extend it to TV, radio, magazines and this site too?
		BustySinclair on Mon 21 April 2008 said... Looks like Nigella missed a few sessions at the salon
		dearlord on Mon 21 April 2008 said... this is news?
		tosswipe on Mon 21 April 2008 said... charles manson`s in bred cousin.....needs a few wallops with a baseball bat..weird lookin fukka...
		thundachick on Mon 21 April 2008 said... im still trying to work out what some women see in that crusty skinny cunt
		jezabel on Mon 21 April 2008 said... would x100
		JiggeryCock on Mon 21 April 2008 said... The problem here is what exactly? If I was him I'd be at it like a rat up a rope every chance I could get too. Stiff dick, stiff middle finger - that's my motto.
		Clerk on Mon 21 April 2008 said... what's the problem? It's hardly bit news - he'll probably talk about it on his radio show anyway. ...in fact is that where you heard the news, mr hm?
		Clerk on Mon 21 April 2008 said... or indeed big news!
		JiggeryCock on Mon 21 April 2008 said... He looks like the lead singer of New Model Army
		thingymabob on Mon 21 April 2008 said... pissy tramp of a man
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 21 April 2008 said... I can just imagine Brand singing 'I believe in justice, I believe in vengeance, I believe in getting the bastard.' - only I think Jo Brand looks more like Justin Sullivan, Jiggery.
		JiggeryCock on Mon 21 April 2008 said... CC - I was thinking more of 'Because the world outside the pint in hand / Is all so hard to understand / And if visions of the world come clear / They're not allowed to interfere'. I also refer the jury to 'Google Images - Justin Sullivan, New Model Army' and let them make up their minds!
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 21 April 2008 said... I stand corrected Jiggery - my memories of the eighties seem to be distorted through the copious amounts of snakebite and black I used to drink at the time. ; )
		Kitty on Mon 21 April 2008 said... He looks like he would stink of stale cum.
		futuren on Mon 21 April 2008 said... Surely the crime here is going to that god-awful club Embassy.
		Kermit on Tue 22 April 2008 said... futuren- absolutely agree . Embassy is the Creme de la creme of shite in terms of clubs... a real Cuntville full of wannabes, knobheads and Chantelle lookalikeys!