Rumours that Kirsten Dunst has been dumped by Johnny Borrell. Hooray

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Published on Fri 24 August 2007 by HOLYMOLY!

Rumours that Kirsten Dunst has been dumped by Johnny Borrell. Hooray

Happy Friday Moles!
Let's kick start this AMAZING day with some ace news about Johnny Borrell and Kirsten Dunst...

Rumours are flying into HM towers that pasty-breasted actress Kirsten Dunst been dumped in some kind of momentary vision of madness by Johnny Borrell, with whom she was attempting to put off the entire world from ever having sex again. WTF is he doing? Well I'll tell you - he's trying to move on to more famous (yet no less annoying) actress Kiera Knightley.

Details are still coming in, but rest assured we won't just stick the gossip knife in, we'll smother it in tree frog poising and twist it quicker than Paul Abdul trying to uncork a bottle of wine.

Be careful Kiera, that boy just gives and gives and gives!
Hurray!

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COMMENTS

		Fucksocks! on Fri 24 August 2007 said... What. The. Fuck. In the title you say she's dumped him. In the story you say he's dumped her to get his withered leper's cock up Knightley? Make your fuckin' mind up! You simpering spazzwagon!!!
		lotusnz on Fri 24 August 2007 said... shit site shit site shit site shit site my as well buy cunting HELLO
		HOLYMOLY! on Fri 24 August 2007 said... oops. well spotted Fucksocks! thanks for the hits lotusnz!!11!!LOL!ELEVEN!
		dandyboy on Fri 24 August 2007 said... I think Borrell is a cunt of the highest order, but is he a sucker for punishment or what? First he risks having his cock bitten off by this snaggletoothed wash-up, and now he wants to risk having it sliced of by a woman who looks like a condom full of razors. Twat.
		Marshfield on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Nah Dunst-bin dumped him, although if he did manage to get Keira to walk (and do numerous other things to) his plank I'd have to congratulate the bloke as I thought Kirsten was too good for him, never mind Ms Knightley who is A Grade material to Jonny D-
		Berry on Fri 24 August 2007 said... He might be a bit of a tosser, but he does a good live set.
		themong on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Berry, you're a cunt my friend.
		RoyKeane on Fri 24 August 2007 said... I agree with the mong I'm afraid. No offence
		Marshfield on Fri 24 August 2007 said... Agree anyone who has paid to see Razorlight live since the release of their second album really is a total plank.
		darkfung on Mon 27 August 2007 said... ... I wonder if he's 'big' ?