Buck-toothed Brazilian footballer Ronaldo got a little bit more than he bargained for when he invited three prostitutes back to his hotel room on Sunday night. And when we say a little bit more, we're talking in the genitalia department...
That's right: they were actually men.
But Ronaldo was not pleasantly surprised by the discovery and police were soon called to his hotel room after a fight broke out between him and the three transvestites. It is also unknown how far he went with the 'ladies' until he discovered they were men, but it can't have been that far unless he was really drunk or very stupid.
Police are still investigating what happened but they believe he tried to pay the prostitutes off when he found out they were men but they tried to blackmail him. A policeman confirmed:
"He admitted to everything, he wanted to have fun."
But not that kind of fun.
The policeman continued:
"I have to check both sides of the story, the transvestites' version and Ronaldo's. But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best."
We could say that kind of thing has happened to the best of us, but that would be lying.