ROBERT DOWNEY JR QUIT DRUGS THROUGH BURGERS

TELLING WHOPPERS

Published on Tue 10 June 2008 by IanMcShane

ROBERT DOWNEY JR QUIT DRUGS THROUGH BURGERS

It isn't likely that Burger King will be on the phone to Robert Downey Jr and asking him to appear in their adverts any time soon. Downey has revealed that he finally managed to give up hard drugs after a lunchtime visit to a Burger King drive through restaurant, ordering his food whilst an heroic amount of dope was sitting in his car and demanding to be ingested.

"I have to thank Burger King. It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen."

Something really bad did happen. Robert threw away thousands of pounds worth of drugs which he could have re-sold, meaning the world would never have had to sit through 'Iron Man' as he wouldn't have needed the money.

Feeling sick, Robert claims he saw the folly of his ways and dumped his stash into the Pacific Ocean.

Kerry Katona and a Gregg's pasty. A story just crying out to be born (then sold to OK! magazine).

ROBERT DOWNEY JR, KERRY KATONA, BURGER KING, IRON MAN, GREGG'S

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COMMENTS

		strangelad on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Yeah, yeah, Iron Man's a really crap film isn't it, amazing then that it earned so much at the box office and got above average reviews, maybe you should start your own film review column so we can all studiously ignore it, stick to what you're moderate at, slagging off reality tv rejects.
		DickyM on Tue 10 June 2008 said... stick to what you're moderate at.....class.
		framey on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Strangelad, you probably enjoyed no-brainer Transformers too.
		JordanMcDeere on Tue 10 June 2008 said... Isn't it a bit odd to slag off Iron Man here when it's in the HM approved section?
		chocolateharpist on Wed 11 June 2008 said... Iron Man is shit? "this is the first film Marvel have funded entirely themselves, meaning no compromise, no erection-wilting storyline - no cheap shot 'name' star - just a fucking great comic book superhero film." Oh Well.
		rachael on Wed 11 June 2008 said... I kind of like robert downey jr. BUt to burger king yeah he is right the stuff is like dog food they shouldnt be allowed to be around I got it once and I vomited all over the counter where i was sitting tasted better coming out than going in. MAC DONALDS Is the Greatest food in the planet.
		HOLYMOLY! on Wed 11 June 2008 said... haha well spotted. ian McShane obviously has different taste than me... Jordan McDeere - that's Studio 60 and the Sunset Strip isn't it?