I'M LOVING ALIENS INSTEAD

That Robbie Williams will say anything to get attention, he will. He was recently interviewed by fellow attention seeker Joss Stone and obviously wanted to sound even more 'kooky' than the shoeless hippy, as he said he wants to give up music to become an alien investigator.

And we wouldn't want to get in the way of his ambition. Robbie spoke to Joss for a radio show and said:

"Seriously, I want to go out and investigate these things. I'm stopping being a pop star and becoming a full-time ufologist."

And hopefully he'll take Joss with him as he's offered her a role in his 'wacky' mission.

"We could be like Mulder and Scully in real life. You're always mega-busy but I've got nothing on at the minute."

Well at least he's honest. Yeah, likes she's so mega-busy wanking off Flakes to do anything else.

He went on to explain how he was visited by aliens (no really, he was) during recording in LA. Not a druggy flashback?

He finished by saying:

"People will think, 'This geezer's been in rehab, he's off his head.' How mental are they going to make me out in the papers?"

The word's 'desperate' Robbie, not mental.