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Robbie Williams serenades his conquests into bed

She's The One. And So Is She, And So Is She...

Robbie Williams serenades his conquests into bed

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Robbie Williams, the legendary seducer and swordsman has seduced another feckless woman into his bedchamber and given her a few seconds of fairly pleasant tingling.

A source revealed that Williams' secret weapon for bedding the ladies is... wait for it... his voice! Yes, that grandstanding ululation is attractive to women. As are his millions of pounds.

"It's his secret weapon to get women into bed," said the source. "He totally charmed her by singing to her. It never fails to impress." But it's not as impressive as his gurning Norman Wisdom act, surely?

Of course, modest Rob seduced the girl with a medley of hits, such as 'Let Me Entertain You,' and 'Cock' DJ', though if certain reports of the Robster's bedroom technique are to be believed, perhaps he should just sit there with an apologetic look in his eye, mumbling 'It Only Takes A Minute.'



COMMENTS
sarcasm on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
fuck me is this cunt still going? He should have took the hint when his last lot of albums all flopped and he was slated for those horrendous cover versions of Sinatra et al. Then he's outshone by the very people he left to do better things than all those years ago. Robbie, you're a cunt.
JiggeryCock on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Has he been taking Human Growth Hormone? Some wierd shit is happening to his face. It appears to be extending to Clarkson-esque proportions. Any more Simian he'd be up a tree, eating bananas.
MrsMoon on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Singing, no way....oh but a gurning Norman Wisdom..stop it!! That really gets my motor going....oh yes...if Robbie did that "Mr Grimsdale!?" and then fell down the stairs taking the wallpaper with it...he can cover me in goose fat and go at every orifice like a jackhammer!!!
MerylHighground on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Have I missed something? Last time I read anything about this loon he wasn't 'seducing women into his bedchamber' but focusing on attending his uphill garden and denying that he had a man in to help manage it.
JiggeryCock on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Cos I have been told / conctipation makes the arse explode / So when you're lying in my bed / looking at my meat spread / wishing you were dead / you're with this arsehole instead / and through it all / I'll offer contraception / a rib-tickling selection / of condoms on me prong / and my hairy balls / I want you to stroke 'em / my dangling shrivelled scrotum / I want you to feel / 'Cos you're a lady / stuck with this Arshehole in bed. - The Shirehorses, 'Arseholes'
DOGPAS on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Doesn't he play cricket for the Larry Grayson's guest eleven?
themong on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
ppsstt Robbie this is your conscience, your a cunttt. Go and die.
themong on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
ppsstt Robbie this is your conscience, your a cunttt. Go and die.
on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Robbie got a shag? erm...and? I suppose its good that its a girl this time...
themong on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Cos I have been told / masterbation, on my cock you hold / im face down on my bed / giving this biker bloke slow head / his big balls I am fed / ill be loving hells angels instead.
MrsMoon on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
i just want some cock...DJ...coz buggery feels so nice...don't want it to stop DJ...my pillow i love to bite..
sirbuckle on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Love the improved lyrics chaps!! Award yourselves tea and biccies!! For me this idiot is a megacunt in a way Doherty could only dream of. He is one of the people I truly despise on a global scale, he would escape my purpose built gas chamber but his disappointment would be short lived as i hit the START button in the acid showers, and dance with glee at his horrible screaming, then can the remnants and give a small child celebrity playdoh to amuse themselves with.
RoyKeane on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
The fat cunt dancer from the now bigger than him Take That should really fuck right off and die. twatcunt.
pondscum on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Looks like the censored is trying to launch an air biscuit.
Sundaeg1rl on Tue 10 July 2007 said...
Hahaha Harlequin! I was pondering along the same lines as you!! Actually, I'd love it if Robbie just came out. I'd love it if Beckham did too, and they both ran off into the sunset. Then released a sex tape.
DickMarsh on Wed 11 July 2007 said...
His head is fucking long isnt it? I want to thump his knackers wearing Freddy Krugers glove's
DickMarsh on Wed 11 July 2007 said...
gloves* what a knob !!!
robbie22 on Thu 12 July 2007 said...
You sad lot must be jealous of huny hairy Robbie,i bet your girlfriends are thinking of him when you fuck them,lets face it its the only way you would get sex. As for the first comment about flop albums his last two sold 11million combined hardy a flop,maybe your thinking about your little dicks.
tonje7 on Sun 15 July 2007 said...
constipation makes the arse explode does it, jiggerycock, takes one to know one.
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