Robbie Williams is in a long-term relationship

She's The One (For Now)

Published on Fri 01 June 2007 by IanMcShane

Robbie Williams is in a long-term relationship

Congratulations to Robbie Williams who has at last found love for only the second time in his life, and this time it doesn't involve a mirror.

Robbie has been secretly dating American actress Ayda Field (she was in 'Days Of Our Lives') for almost two months. Two fucking months! I'll bet she needs a rubber ring when she sits down. Let's hope it leads to marriage because 'Ayda Williams' sounds like the plucky heroine of a black and white 1930s comedy.

I don't doubt that the pair are very much in love. No, no, not at all, though they both benefit from the relationship. She gets some much needed publicity to fuel her amoebic career and he gets a skinny Yank stick to wave away those rumours of homosexuality that float around him like flies around a freshly-produced cowpat.

And in a ramshackle house in Stoke, Jonathan Wilkes sits in a faded wedding dress, covered in cobwebs but certain that one day his prince will return.

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SLIPPERY IN DEBT
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
NEWSMOUND
LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID

OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
COMING CLEAN
JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK
I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
NOT A SHARP MOVE

COMMENTS

		pondscum on Fri 01 June 2007 said... He'd make a good scientologist. Easy to dislike and a bum-botherer. C'mon Google, I dare you.
		on Fri 01 June 2007 said... Knowing his PR team it would appear that the "clean" Robbie Williams spends most of his days stoned off his growing bitch tits and isn't afraid of the odd tipple. He probably thinks he's fucking fella he's so far gone...
		pondscum on Sat 02 June 2007 said... Hey Dick Marsh, is that the answer to the question...How did Robbie Williams die? Bit like Jeopardy. I'll have 'faggot boy band singers' for 400 please Alex.
		RayReardon on Sat 02 June 2007 said... what the FUCK.... is the point of this muppet....
		Lucy69 on Sun 03 June 2007 said... What a charming article I must say! Maybe it's YOUR jealousy and homophobia that lead you to write this vitriolic rant! I'm glad I don't know you. You're a sad individual. Who cares if it's their relationship is real or not, you said some very mean things about people you don't know. Karma will get you mate! and I hope you get it just as bad as you give.
		on Sun 03 June 2007 said... I can't remember what my deleted post said here but I'm pretty sure it didn't involve sodomy.
		FlangeMeister on Mon 04 June 2007 said... I had my post deleted,as well.Only said he was a poof,and that you learn something new each day. Is Mr.HM turning ginger beer,as well?Don't be so fucking limp-wristed,you cunting tosser.
		tonje7 on Sun 15 July 2007 said... Honestly you lot, why don't you get a job, instead of sitting on your arse slagging people off just because there better looking than you and have more money, saddo's.