I'M LOVING ALIENS INSTEAD

Here we were worrying about how Robbie Williams's fame and money might have been sending him a bit loopy, when we get this nugget to put our minds at rest. They say your choice of friends says a lot about you, so what shall we infer from the news the Robbie has been hanging out with conspiracy theorist David Icke?

Apparently Robbie saw Icke at an LA restaurant, introduced himself and the pair have been meeting up to talk about Robbie's obsession with aliens ever since. Now, could this be the least appropriate celebrity hook up since Britney started hanging out with the paparazzi? Don't encourage him, David!

OK, so believing in the possible existence of aliens is a perfectly logical conclusion that many respected scientists have drawn, due to the size of the Universe and our lack of knowledge about it. But here are some other beliefs Icke has held over the years.

• He is the son of God.
• Many world leaders including George Bush, Edward Heath, The Queen and Tony Blair - although they may look like normally functioning human beings - are actually 12-foot shape-shifting reptilians from the lower fourth dimension.
• Powers behind the American Government planned the 911 attacks and controlled the planes by remote control.
• The collapse of the Twin Towers was a controlled demolition.
• The deaths of Princess Diana and JFK were both Masonic sacrifices to ancient gods.
• The gods of ancient Egypt and Greece were reptilian aliens who bred with humans.
• The blue blood of royalty is reptilian blood.

Maybe some material for Robbie's next album?

Here's where it all started for Icke on Wogan...