ROBBIE WILLIAMS CASHES IN AFTER MONEYMAKING TOUR

CANT BUY ME LOVE

Published on Tue 13 November 2007 by IanMcShane

ROBBIE WILLIAMS CASHES IN AFTER MONEYMAKING TOUR

Robbie Williams must be staring (alone) into his golden mirror tonight after the receipts for his last tour were announced, revealing he has enough to buy a small country and a hell of a lot of new friends. Not real ones, obviously, but people who say all the right things and won't fall out with you, because they're scared of losing their income.

So, after nine months and 44 shows in 14 countries he played to 2.6 million people, who came away feeling grubby and confused, having witnessed the slowest nervous breakdown in history and paying for the benefit. For Robbie is unravelling a little bit more day after day, and like a tramp's teeth there may not be much left of him this time next year.

Apart from the $66,474,301.83 he has earned over the last nine months (that's over £32,000,000, currency fans). Hats off to his accountants by the way, for that last 83 cents (if Sting's accountant had been this honest we might have been spared the sight of him dragging his scrawny white dignity-less arse across the globe).

So well done, Robbie. You're the best, 'Rudebox' was great and you're the modern Midas. All that money to ply with and no one to hug.

Robbie Williams, Rudebox, Midas, nervous breakdown, Sting, Celebrity News, �32, 000, 000

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COMMENTS

		englishoutlaw on Tue 13 November 2007 said... look out robbie, themong and sugartits are coming to get you from behind
		Person on Tue 13 November 2007 said... It used to be that 'entertainers' like this (the all-singing, all-dancing, Brucie and Tarby, Butlins Red Coat variety) were content with a fairly down-to-earth pay packet, so long as they got the latest Jag and a couple of free rounds at Wentworth chucked in as ballast. But oh, how times change. He may well have raked in the better part of seventy million dollars, but this "tubby dancer" wouldn't recognise a two iron if you smacked him in the face with one (alluring prospect).
		JiggeryCock on Tue 13 November 2007 said... Person - Now you're talking. Kenny Lynch could have got Hitler out of a bunker with a sand wedge.
		HolyFuck on Tue 13 November 2007 said... Look at the colour of his FACE. He'll be spending his money on gravy granules by the look of him.
		bystander on Tue 13 November 2007 said... Kenny Lynch that brings back memories. Tosser.
		robbie22 on Wed 14 November 2007 said... The girl to his right is his girlfriend you arseholes,if you ugly lot looked like sexy hunky hairy Robbie,you wont have to slag him off,try pulling your small dicks a bit more.
		Mariah on Wed 14 November 2007 said... Damn, McShane and Co. Jealous much?
		Token Heterosexual on Wed 14 November 2007 said... The girl to HIS right?
		robbierox on Thu 15 November 2007 said... What a bunch of wankers!! Who the hell wrote that article? I live in Oz and Robbie was at his utmost best when he performed here, the tabloids over here even raved about his performance, and we the fans did not come away feeling grubby and confused, quite the opposite, even today as the one year anniversary of his Adelaide concert approaches they are still saying on the radio that it was the greatest concert ever staged in oz. so if you happen to read this Rob, why don't you come and live in Oz where you are much loved and adored.
		Freefall on Thu 15 November 2007 said... If thats really his girlfriend, shes ok. But who the fuck is that fat cunt on the left
		robbie22 on Fri 16 November 2007 said... Its that twat from up north,the funny one on the left. Robbierox your my mate.