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Rihanna's chart hit 'Umbrella' written for Britney Spears

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Rihanna's chart hit 'Umbrella' written for Britney Spears

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Just as people were thinking Britney Spears' year couldn't get any worse (child abuse claims, break ups, hurt toddlers and the hair shaving thing), things do get worse.

It appears Rihanna's chart-topping 'Umbrella' was originally written for Britney Spears, but her management passed up on the chance for the freefalling star to record what could have been the biggest hit of her career.

The track was written by 'Tricky' Stewart, who played it to songwriter Taio Cruz, who immediately realised the potential of the song.

"I was working with Tricky in his studio the day he finished 'Umbrella'," Cruz told WENN. "As soon as I heard it I said, 'That is a smash, I have to have it,' but he told me it was on hold for Britney. He waited but Britney's people never called him back."

And so, as Britney's phones were jammed with calls to Domino's Pizza, a certain Barbadian with a far better voice managed to have the hit of the year.

COMMENTS
gaylord on Thu 30 August 2007 said...
That song was a fucking pile of shit - i can't believe it even made it to number one let alone spunked at the top for an eternity.
Xiano on Thu 30 August 2007 said...
I actually think as far as pop songs go it was pretty good. It helps that it's sung by someone fit as fuck though.
themong on Thu 30 August 2007 said...
she should perform it naked, well she should
anneka on Thu 30 August 2007 said...
hah bet britney's gutted...or maybe she's too busy not looking after her kids?
Fucksocks! on Thu 30 August 2007 said...
It wasn't that bad a song, otherwise people wouldn't have bought it. It's just that it went fucking on, and on, and on, and on, and on...Anyone else remember "Love Is All Around"? Or could I tempt you with a "(Everything I Do) I Do It for You"? *sticks head in oven at the memory*
Alright on Thu 30 August 2007 said...
It wasn't that bad a song, otherwise people wouldn't have brought it....have you seen the people who brought it, cunts each and everyone of them. Shite song, fit lass mind.
Fucksocks! on Thu 30 August 2007 said...
Unlike you, I wasn't stood outside every branch of HMV, Woolworths and every other fucking store that sold this song, so no, I didn't see the people who bought it. You thought-provokingly terrific shit! Agreed though-I'd fuck her bandy!
Alright on Thu 30 August 2007 said...
I did, cause I'm a fucking tramp.
gaylord on Thu 30 August 2007 said...
The fucking lyrics were absolutely meaningless, the dire pile of shit. A bit like the other song she did about fucking someone behind her boyfriend's back equating her to being a murderer. Stupid fucked bitch, she deserves to fucked by most of the cretins who write the rapey shit on this site.
Holden on Thu 30 August 2007 said...
It's Bajan not Barbadian
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