GOOD LEGS GONE BAD

Following on from the news earlier that Sarah Harding doesn't like her boobs, next up in the ranks of indisputably attractive female stars having a whinge about their looks is Rihanna. Apparently she likes her ass but not her legs. Poor, poor girl. Doesn't seem to be stopping her getting them out like a right old prostitute though does it?

The 'Umbrella' singer, who is apparently single after denying reports she was seeing US singer Chris Brown, said:

"I absolutely love my bum, and I keep working at it because I want it to be perfect. It makes my clothes look good, and guys like it!"

But you don't really wear many clothes do you, love?

She added: "I really don't like my legs, I'm very insecure about them. Everyone wants to have slim, perfectly-toned legs and I'm no different. I do weights as part of my fitness regime but I don't want my legs to bulk up so I do a lot of cardio to balance everything out."

Well top marks to the girl, for someone who's insecure about their legs she does a very good job of hiding it. By not hiding them. Imagine what she'd be like if she was happy with them? Nudity would surely not be enough - so maybe peeling the skin off completely and strutting around Body Worlds-style would be the only way to make her feel comfortable...

For those who missed them, here are some pics of Rihanna (and her legs) performing – and looking like a right whorebag – in Dublin last week.