WANTED DUI

Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora was arrested yesterday on suspicion of driving whilst under the influence of alcohol and soft-rock. To make matters worse it appears that the fully laden car also contained his ten-year-old daughter Ava, as well as another child and an adult female passenger.

The musician refused a breath test at the scene, meaning that he was instantly arrested though he did later agree to donate a sample of blood to be analysed. He now faces a wait of around a week to see whether there was actually any blood in the sample or just neat Jack Daniels flowing through his veins.

What a fucking idiot. In addition, Ava's mother is actress Heather Locklear whose psychiatrist recently called an ambulance to her house, thinking she was about to end it all. This is hardly likely to help her mental state, is it? The police broke the bad news to Heather on the phone and she agreed that the female passenger could drive the children home, as she was sober. Which kind of begs the question (if it turns out he wasn't fit to drive) – what on earth was the swaggering, lank-haired fool doing driving in the first place?

The upshot is that Richie could be looking at jail time for endangering the life of two children. Watch out for the soap in the prison showers Richie, it gets slippery when wet...