DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART

It seems that Rhys Ifans has found a way to ease his heartache (other than drinking Strongbow first thing in the morning) after Sienna 'grubby tits' Miller callously dumped him. He has started to sing with band The Peth and has even written a song about his break up (although if he wants to be taken seriously perhaps he should rethink those pink glasses).

Rhys has been spending his time touring with his band in North Wales and his song 'Stonefinger' will feature on the album, The Peth's 'Golden Mile', which will be released in September. Watch out, Sienna.

And here's what Rhys sings:

"Every little thing you said would break me. All of it came true. Every bit of love I give. You mock it. Yes you do. Come round tomorrow. Come around today
Smother the sunshine. Darken the day."

But our favourite part is where he compares himself to a rusty old banger (which in compared to billionaire Balthazar Getty who Sienna is rumoured to be seeing now, is pretty accurate).

"Take me down to almost nothing. Take me all the way. Just another rusty write-off in a breakdown lane. It’s the time to tow me away today."