POP CAREER DOWN THE LOOS

Rebecca Loos (the one who reportedly slept with David Beckham and hasn't let us forget it since) is now trying to launch a pop career. However, we've just listened to her new single and it may be even more embarrassing and harder to stomach than that time she masturbated a pig on TV.

And what's the song about? Stealing another woman's boyfriend of course (although for her it should be 'husband and father of three', but admittedly that doesn't sound as catchy).

And she actually uses the word 'fly'. But not in the aviation sense.

Here is a sample, courtesy of The Sun:

"I saw your fella in a club last night and I have to admit he was looking kinda fly. I could tell by the look in his eye he only had one thing on his mind."

Yeah like what the fuck are you singing, woman! But you have to hand it to her, she's good at rhyming.

"My heart was beating, would I be cheating? I know what I'd have to do..."

Is it sleep with him, then try and make loads of money by telling everyone? She's even got a rapper called Jah Wiggie to help her out and play the 'David Beckham' part.

Classy. But, Rebecca and Jiggle, you'll never be as good as Victoria Beckham and Dane Bowers.