RAY QUINN TO STAR IN GREASE

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I DON'T WANT

Published on Tue 24 June 2008 by Mopsa

RAY QUINN TO STAR IN GREASE

Good news for all you Ray Quim, sorry, Quinn, fans. We can now reveal that the former X Factor contestant and Scratchy and Co look-a-like is making a come-back in a West End production of Grease.

But no, he's not playing Sandy. He's starring as Doody.

Ray said:

"It's a dream come true. I've wanted to perform on stage since I was three years old - and it is my main priority."

Thank god we never had to witness him as a child. Although he can't have grown much.

He continued:

"I'm here for five months but hopefully it will be longer."

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Ray.

The stunted Scouser lost out to winner Leona Lewis on The X Factor a couple of years ago. And just look at him now.

But not compared with Leona.

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COMMENTS

		PrincessTiiaammii on Tue 24 June 2008 said... is he not dead yet?
		fluff on Tue 24 June 2008 said... you can "reveal?" it's been on posters for weeks. Jesus monkey, stop getting your news from the fucking sun and daily mail
		Fabio on Tue 24 June 2008 said... I'd forgotten all about this bed-wtting little cunt until now. Damn you.
		dickiedaviseyes on Tue 24 June 2008 said... I've seen this all over the tube for weeks.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 24 June 2008 said... How old is he now? 6? Have his balls dropped? The only 'Grease' this little oik is going to appear in is a spot in an acne rash, the pubescent little twerp.
		Belms on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Since when was Eddie Fucking Munster in Grease ?
		BlartMonster on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Is that an airhorn or a cock on his foreheed?
		Kitty on Tue 24 June 2008 said... hahahaha Belms, he looks the image of him!
		jnewco81 on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Isn't he at McDonald's yet?
		libertyvalance2008 on Tue 24 June 2008 said... Gay Quim
		TheGunt on Wed 25 June 2008 said... The cunt looks like a rat
		Marshfield on Mon 30 June 2008 said... Wow his career's quickly gone down the pan. He's hardly leading man material though? I pity the poor Sandy who has to kiss this 12 year old. Stick to nicking cars and playstations you Scouse twat. Another instance of Simon Cowell coming along and fucking your life up.