Like a rubbish episode of 'EastEnders', it seems
Vanilla Ice (real name Robert Van Winkle of course) and his missus have
had a domestic and no one is quite sure what happened. Reports say the evening unfolded something like this...
- 7pm Laura Van Winkle rings police saying she has been hit /kicked by Ice
- 7.15pm Cops show up and discover her uninjured
- 7.18pm Cops find Ice on his motorbike two blocks away saying he needed to 'cool down'
- 7.20pm:Laura makes statement to cops saying he had in fact pushed her 'for going out to buy a bedroom set'
- 7.21pm Ice says his wife takes medication for being bipolar and is making it all up
- 7.23pm Cops roll eyes but glance at Ice's record and see he's been arrested on domestic violence before in 2004 so arrest him again
"If there was a problem yo I'll solve it, check out the (left) hook while my DJ revolves it. Ice, Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice..."