PUMPY THEN RUMPY

Imagine you're making love to Lindsay Lohan when she begins squeaking and hissing, then shrinking before your very eyes. Sounds just like the real thing, actually. Well now you can live out your fantasies, as a firm called Pipedream Products have brought out a range of celebrity sex dolls, so it'll be just like making love to your favourite star (as long as the star is made out of washable plastic and sports a constantly surprised expression).

The real problem is which lovely lady to plump for and pump up. There's the J-Ho love doll, the Lindsay Fully Loaded love doll and oddly a plastic recreation of Tori Spelling, which actually looks much better than the real thing, though those massive eyelids would take an age to blow up.

And they even cater for the 'specialist' market with the Sarah Jessica Porkher love doll. Apparently she "Loves Sex in her Shitty". So there you go.

Which celebrity would you like to see made of plastic and lying there all wrinkled, begging you with their lifeless eyes to fire up the bicycle pump?