RADIO 1 OFFICIALLY STINKS

RADIO 1: PONGWAVE

Published on Tue 26 February 2008 by Fatty

RADIO 1 OFFICIALLY STINKS

If you've ever found your ears polluted by the drones of Jo Whiley or Chris Moyles and thought to yourself: this is a pile of steaming old shit, then today your opinions have been made official...

We have caught wind that there has been a rather nasty 'problem with the drains', in the words of a mole, at Radio 1 and all non-essential have been sent home.

Problem with 'drains', as in Chris Moyles is a huge drain on our licence fee?

Poor Radio 1, sorry to hear you're in the shit. Life stinks, eh?

Bet the remaining staff are up to their eye balls. Who nose? Etc etc etc.

Smell ya later.

Radio 1, drains, chris moyles, edith bowman, jo whiley, new music, holyh moly, celebrities

pass it on print article

FIGHTING TALK
BEYOND THE PALIN
DESPERATE DENIALS
PUSH THE MUTE BUTTON
SLIPPERY IN DEBT

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FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
NEWSMOUND
LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID
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COMMENTS

		Yogithebare on Tue 26 February 2008 said... Fucking great news. Wonder who they'll put to the sword first? Hope it's Whiley - I can't stand that cunt.
		Person on Tue 26 February 2008 said... Along with Nazism, the Black Death, genital mutilation and the Beziers slaughter of 1209, Chris Moyles ranks surely as one of the worst, the most hideous, the most utterly, gut-wrenchingly awful, odious, stupid, stupid, stupid (and lest we forget, fat) things ever to inflict itself on human kind. The sooner he is encased in several feet of concrete and shot into space with a large and highly unstable lump of U-235 for company, the sooner I can dig up my radio from the spot in the back garden where I buried it several years ago in order to ensure that under no circumstances would I be subject to this hideous, cake-wolfing blob's stupid, stupid, stupidey nonsensical stream of inane flatulent nonsense which for some reason is beamed around the country every day, presumably as part of some sort of evil master plot to lull us into being docile, fart-brained morons.
		CuntyMcCunt on Tue 26 February 2008 said... You've just been listening to Radio1...you haven't got a mole.
		joannepsi on Tue 26 February 2008 said... Chris Moyles is a fantastic broadcaster......if you compare him to that twat George Lamb on BBC 6 Music. The knob. http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/audiofiles/hangthedj.mp3 http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8275056046
		DickyM on Tue 26 February 2008 said... ........yeah, what Person said. I was thinking of that earlier but couldn't be arsed to write it all
		strangelad on Wed 27 February 2008 said... Jo Fuckign Whiley should never have been allowed to breed, her gene pool should be removed from that of the rest of the human race.
		robbie22 on Wed 27 February 2008 said... The fat ego that is Chris moyles needs sacking The music snob that is jo whiley needs to stop pushing her husbands artists that are on his books