R KELLY'S PUBLICIST RESIGNS
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Published on Tue 20 November 2007 by Fatty
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R KELLY'S PUBLICIST RESIGNS |
R. Kelly,
the Nicest Man In R&B has unexpectedly lost his publicist after 14 years of trouble-free service.
The utterly lovely singer, who has done nothing but bring out utterly brilliant music that everyone utterly loves, was probably shocked to the core when long-term worker Regina Daniels announced she was leaving last Saturday.
Shocked. To. The. Core.
"There are some lines that should never be crossed professionally or personally," said Regina.
"Mr. Kelly crossed a line that forever altered the scope of our relationship. For this reason I made the decision to resign."
I can't imagine what this 'line' that our Kelly crossed was. Maybe he stole all her pens? Or maybe he used her favourite mug?
Nevermind. She can always go and work for Chris Langham. He probably needs a new publicist.
Shocked. To. The. Core.
"There are some lines that should never be crossed professionally or personally," said Regina.
"Mr. Kelly crossed a line that forever altered the scope of our relationship. For this reason I made the decision to resign."
I can't imagine what this 'line' that our Kelly crossed was. Maybe he stole all her pens? Or maybe he used her favourite mug?
Nevermind. She can always go and work for Chris Langham. He probably needs a new publicist.
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