R. Kelly: A Shameless Twat

Unlikeable fiddler R. Kelly has long been known in many circles as a Big Twat. This latest twattism is, however, more shameless and twattish than even I had imagined.

Being the strong moral guardian that the kiddy fiddling twat R'n'B singer OBVIOUSLY is, he has taken it upon himself to write a song for all those who died in the Virginia Tech massacre. As if those whose children/partners hadn't been through enough already.

This is not at all to distract people from the fact his career is going up the shitter and that he allegedly did those things with children. No, this is for charity. Which is why proceeds from 'Rise Up' (sample lyric: "Rise up, when you feel you can't go on, rise up, and all of your hope is gone, rise up, when you're weak and you can't be strong.") will go to The Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund, a charity set up after the tragedy happened, and not into R. Kelly's pocket.

The follow-up single will do that.