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PROMOTOERS BEMOAN LOST EARNINGS OVER PETE DOHERTY IMPRISONMENT

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On top of losing the continued presence of their prophet, King Peter of Dohertysville, it seems that there is a financial fallout for some of Pete's faithful disciples. One chump is reportedly down £70,000.

Who are these people for fuck's sake?

One 'event organiser' is said to be down 70 big ones from Pete's imprisonment. But you would have thought if you were any sort of organiser you might have a contingency for your walking disaster of your star act - hanging onto his life and liberty by a mere (cocaine-laced) cat's whisker as it was - succumbing either to the long arm of the law or the long arm of the grim reaper before the big day.

A bitter promoter called Joe Lucas said:

"He's let us down. It's going to be a nightmare getting another headline name. We've spent a fortune on flyers, marketing and advertising with his name attached."

Serves you right, Mr Lucas. It's hardly as if you booked Cliff Richard is it? The only reason people turn up is to see how big he's going to fuck up, so you can't really blame him for fucking up.

COMMENTS
kwebb on Fri 11 April 2008 said...
Lost earings eh?!
PrincessTiiaammii on Fri 11 April 2008 said...
he stole my earrings too!
fuckwit on Fri 11 April 2008 said...
If he carries on looking as good as that, I might turn gay
dandyboy on Fri 11 April 2008 said...
Two words spring to mind. One is ha and the other, oh, that's ha as well.
ChunkyMunky on Fri 11 April 2008 said...
Ha ha! Twat should consider it punishment for trying to inflict a helping of Doherty's inane yelping upon the nation!!! £70k's too light if you ask me...
thundachick on Fri 11 April 2008 said...
tough shit, you greedy wanker..ha!
framey on Fri 11 April 2008 said...
I've met his old man (also called Pete) and to be honest Pete (Jnr) looks almost as his dad already. How can some idiot be surprised when a notorious heroin addict lets them down? Joe Lucas DESERVES to lose his money, booking that cunt instead of a proper musician.
Lilvixen on Mon 14 April 2008 said...
Thanks Mr HM - I've just lost my lunch. That's about £3 you owe me...
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