Prince performs for Penelope Cruz
Prince Of Snides
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Published on Wed 27 June 2007 by IanMcShane
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Prince performs for Penelope Cruz |
Comfortable shoe wearing, duck-faced Penelope Cruz made sure she caught the eye of Prince at a star-studded gig by paying top dollar for the front row centre seat.
If the rumours about Prince's surgical procedures are true, then it's surprising he ever leaves the bedroom for the stage, but there he appeared, much to the delight of Cruz who sang along to every song with her eyes closed and her huge lipless mouth quacking away.
Eventually, Prince wandered down to the front row and sat beside Penelope, strumming his guitar while she pretended to be both thrilled and heterosexual. Unfortunately, The Artist Formerly Known As... having the correct number of ribs forgot his microphone, so it was up to his backing singer to serenade the single, childless and former partner of notorious man's man Tom Cruise, Ms Cruz.
The song sung lovingly by the (female) singer to the Sapphic star?
'I Never Loved A Man'.
Very droll, my tiny and purple friend.
If the rumours about Prince's surgical procedures are true, then it's surprising he ever leaves the bedroom for the stage, but there he appeared, much to the delight of Cruz who sang along to every song with her eyes closed and her huge lipless mouth quacking away.
Eventually, Prince wandered down to the front row and sat beside Penelope, strumming his guitar while she pretended to be both thrilled and heterosexual. Unfortunately, The Artist Formerly Known As... having the correct number of ribs forgot his microphone, so it was up to his backing singer to serenade the single, childless and former partner of notorious man's man Tom Cruise, Ms Cruz.
The song sung lovingly by the (female) singer to the Sapphic star?
'I Never Loved A Man'.
Very droll, my tiny and purple friend.
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