Wank Mag Spouts Wank

God, can you imagine how smug the little shit was who came up with this ineffable piece of garbage to promote relaunched grumble rag Penthouse?

"The title gives rise to the dawning of the 'mantellectual' - the modern, thinking man who is as comfortable being up to speed with current affairs and fashion as he is with his inherent sexuality and rugged maleness. Men like Noel Gallagher, Guy Ritchie and Paul Weller."

Not only does he deserve to be bludgeoned to death with a nail-studded dictionary for attempting to coin the phrase "mantellectual", but that's Noel Gallagher, whose idea of fashion is an anorak zipped up to his nose, Paul Weller whose taste in vile pink skiing jumpers has been aired on national televsion and Guy Ritchie, who is Guy Ritchie.

It's a wank mag with an interview, you dickhead.