PR idiot cashes in on Jade Goody's miscarriage with ridiculous CofE press release

The Church Of England Needs a New PR Company

Published on Tue 10 July 2007 by BOURNE

PR idiot cashes in on Jade Goody's miscarriage with ridiculous CofE press release

Currently being sent out on the PA's newswires:
"The Church of England has moved to reassure Big Brother star Jade Goody after she expressed fears that a recent miscarriage was 'God's punishment' for her behaviour.

"Goody was 12 weeks pregnant when she lost the baby she was expecting with boyfriend Jack Tweed.

"It came months after the Celebrity Big Brother race row which saw her vilified for her treatment of Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty.

"'After the miscarriage I did ask: "Why is all this happening?" I thought it was God's punishment for something I'd done,' Goody, 26, told Closer magazine.

"But her comments prompted a response from the Bishop of Croydon. The Rt Revd Nick Baines issued a statement which said: 'Jade Goody can be sure that losing her baby wasn't a punishment from God.'

"'God doesn't punish people. He stands by them and shares in their suffering as we see in Jesus Christ.'"

Fucking morons, the lot of them.

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COMMENTS

		Sundaeg1rl on Tue 10 July 2007 said... Wake me up when there's some real gossipzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
		MrsMoon on Tue 10 July 2007 said... If there was a God he would of taken her too...as well as her spawn...when is she fucking off for good, selling a story about losing her baby, no dignity, no talent, don't you EVER FUCKING BOTHER US AGAIN, YOU WASTE OF FLESH AND ORGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
		pondscum on Tue 10 July 2007 said... Does anyone know the percentage of miscarriages before 12 weeks. I know it's high, like 80%. In other words, shut you fat, ugly trap until you're past 12 weeks next time, if you can get Jack that drunk again without killing him.
		DeirdreChambers on Tue 10 July 2007 said... God has been punishing this mong from the day she was born by creating her as a half woman/half cow hybrid (with the breasts and brains both bovine in origin) just kill her now, but quietly cos really nobody cares anymore
		JiggeryCock on Tue 10 July 2007 said... £50 to the first HMer who flings a load of unborn into her face, whilst screaming 'I can smell your cunt'.
		Kermit on Tue 10 July 2007 said... Look at the wowan just behind Jade with her puffed up lips and her bovine facial features..... that's what Jade will look like in a few years. God, I hate this resemblance of human creature that is jade goody....
		on Tue 10 July 2007 said... the baby was smart enough to abort its self! once it saw what a cunt of a mother it had!
		SpackoMcDribble on Tue 10 July 2007 said... to the tune of blankety-blank coat hangers & gin, hangers & gin, BOSH BOSH coat hangers & gin, hangers & gin, BOSH BOSH
		MrsMoon on Tue 10 July 2007 said... "foetus...you have 10 seconds to leave the big brother womb...10...9...8...7..."....
		judyindisguise on Tue 10 July 2007 said... Hard to imagine why people don't take the church seriously, when they're giving up time for such key issues. Islam should now take the PR initiative, and win friends by flying a plane into the scabby bitch.
		DOGPAS on Tue 10 July 2007 said... maybe god could send an army of angels to skull fuck this moronic bullying fat slag? if he did maybe i woyuld belive in him & goto church
		CuntyMcCunt on Tue 10 July 2007 said... Bible bashing cunts
		Marshfield on Tue 10 July 2007 said... Some brain dead bint thinks that God has punished her? Hmmn, I sympathize for her loss, but surely we need no more evidence to not believe God exists than the fact that Jade Goody is a famous multi-millionaire.
		MingeFace on Tue 10 July 2007 said... "Fucking morons, the lot of them." Hahahahaha! Ace.
		dandyboy on Tue 10 July 2007 said... If there was a god surely he'd have hit that Big Brother house with the biggest bolt of lightning ever seen on this planet when this wench was in there with all those other scrotes getting her fat kebab out
		Vileman on Tue 10 July 2007 said... God isn't punishing her, he's punishing us, but what can you expect from the non existent cunt. If there really was a god he'd be busy punishing her for making a quick buck out of her miscarriage. Of course, we only have her word for it that she was pregnant in the first place, it could have been a great big fart, like Jack.
		Ingrate on Wed 11 July 2007 said... When two mongs reproduce you've got to be braced for the worst
		Ellegendario on Wed 11 July 2007 said... id say the man above was having a bubble-bath when he put this nasty slag on our planet in the first place. Get a nice thick length or rope, Goody...