POSH SPICE IN PLANE DRAMA

SHAKES ON A PLANE

Published on Wed 09 July 2008 by Mopsa

POSH SPICE IN PLANE DRAMA

Posh Spice was left shaken and distressed when her plane, with Romeo and Cruz on board, almost crashed during take off... and she was wearing standard aircraft pyjamas and NO make-up. Luckily, the plane didn't burst into flames and bystanders were spared the even worse sight of Victoria without the hefty coat of varnish that normally protects her from the elements.

Posh, Romeo and Cruz were on the jet when a bird flew into the one of the plane's engines just before take-off. The plane was then pulled to a stop and fire crew were soon at the scene dousing the engines with foam.

Passengers were in a state, screaming for help but Victoria knew what she had to do. She got into the emergency position and grabbed her high heels, designer accessories and her lipstick. After all, if you're going to die, you might as well look good in the process.

A source said:

"It was really scary when the pilot suddenly slammed on the brakes. The plane was taxiing down the runway and we were set for take-off. We had no idea what was happening and you immediately fear the worst. I was sitting a few rows back from Victoria and her sons, who were at the front of the plane."

"Who knows what could have happened if the bird had flown into the engine a few seconds later, after take-off."

Victoria may not have had time to apply her lipstick? It's just not worth imagining.

Victoria eventually left the cancelled plane after she had changed back into her usual designer attire to catch another flight out of LA. An outfit she was prepared to sleep in this time, just in case.

You've got to look good for the reaper! The devil does wear Prada after all...

VICTORIA BECKHAM, DAVID BECKHAM, ROMEO, CRUZ, PLANE, LA

pass it on print article

WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
NEWSMOUND
HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'

COMMENTS

		BASIC on Wed 09 July 2008 said... I think she gets too much stick you know. I would love to spend a night wih Sticky Vicky.
		darkfung on Wed 09 July 2008 said... I agree Mister Basic - she is basically the real queen of this country bringing us money and visitors - she is like a National monument is is always putting her best face forward and publicising us !! bigg up to Victoria !!
		vitriol on Wed 09 July 2008 said... looks up Is it half term already?
		BASIC on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Actually Vitriol, no. That was some weeks ago. The next UK school holiday period is the summer holidays. Honestly....
		luzbahia on Wed 09 July 2008 said... DARKFUNG -
		framey on Wed 09 July 2008 said... Eh? She was dressed up in issued pyjamas? Bollocks. She was dressed in PJs before the flight had even taken off? Bollocks.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 09 July 2008 said... I'm thinking BASIC's either a teacher or a paedo - or maybe both...
		rachael on Thu 10 July 2008 said... ohhh yes what a stupid comment you make darfung.......ummmmm dont you know victoria doesnt live in your country anymore and most of the tourists that go there go to see the monarchy. AND to victoria the plane nearly crashed because the pilot saw a sight of you in the glass and was completely stunned hence nearly crashing the plane...well that is my theary anyway....She is not a national monument she is a national wannabbbeeee.
		Marshfield on Sun 13 July 2008 said... To be honest a plane crash would be too good a way for her to go out - it would be far too quick. But at least it would be a chance for Becks to rekindle his romance with Rebecca Loos - who I'd rather screw anyday of the week. I expect she remained calm and cool throughout, or at least she appeared so, as all that botox would not allow her true emotions of fear to be portrayed on her expressionless excuse for a face.