Girl Interruptus

The Beckhams are taking no chances on the sex of their next child. No, they’re not going down the scary child-catcher route of their close friends Tom and Katie, they’re using natural methods.

David is on a diet of "rabbit food, rich in alkaline" (presumably to deprive him of sexual energy that might otherwise be expended on PRs and babysitters) whilst Victoria has been investigating tattoos to improve fertility.

Yes, that’s tattoos. Tattoos that improve fertility. 

A source close to the couple says:

“Victoria said she is going to get a fertility sign in an intimate place, for David’s eyes only.”

Which is probably a tattoo just above her mimsy saying:

“Stray from here again and you lose 50% of all past and future earnings.”