POSH GETS ROLE IN NEW CRUISE FILM

SKEL-ACTOR

Published on Mon 12 May 2008 by basko

POSH GETS ROLE IN NEW CRUISE FILM

We know Tom Cruise is having trouble with his acting career but is it so bad he needs Posh in a film? At her 34th birthday party in April the singer was said to have been left 'speechless' (if only) after Cruise offered her a cameo role in 'Hardy Boys'. Did he see her wooden acting in 'Ugly Betty'? Has he seen 'Spice World'? Will she play Laurel?

Worse, Cruise even asked for her help in designing the costumes for the forthcoming film. Cruise was clearly a bit pissed going round making promises to people he'll regret in the morning and tell her it was 'just a joke' by text the following day.

Tom if you're reading this, please watch and learn:

POSH SPICE, DAVID BECKHAM, TOM CRUISE, THE HARDY BOYS, UGLY BETTY, SPICE WORLD, KATIE HOLMES

pass it on print article

IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
FIXED RATE LOHAN
BALL-GAME
THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 12 May 2008 said... Well she DOES look like an alien...
		rachael on Tue 13 May 2008 said... she must of porked tom cruise for the role either that or she gave him 5 million dollers for a new scienalientology club in mars.
		Scylla on Tue 13 May 2008 said... its gotta be cos she loans her male accessory to the tiny twat for him to have his way with whenever he wants. I can't decide who is the more desperate here, that woman or tiny Tom: no-one wants to know about either of em anymore so why hook-up together and go into a sure-fire clusterfuck? Mebbe in Tommy's world triple-minus-subzero-losses can be written off at tax time?