Posh asked to sing with Pussycat Dolls

WHICH BAND IS POSH JOINING?

Published on Mon 24 September 2007 by keeley

Posh asked to sing with Pussycat Dolls

Which sharabang collection of ropey mimers is Posh apparently joining on tour in a desperate effort to get America to like her?

No, not the Spice Girls. But the Pussycat Dolls.

"They've been blown away by Victoria since she arrived in LA. They love her style and think she has the perfect figure for the group," blabbed someone to the Daily Mail.

"They are all huge Spice Girl fans and can't wait to have her on stage with them."

Oh dear. Quick, 'America', get a refund before it's too late!

Victoria Beckham, Posh, David Beckham, LA Galaxy, Pussycat Dolls, PDC, Holy Moly, celebrities, celebrity news

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COMMENTS

		HalfdeadFred on Mon 24 September 2007 said... so their perfect figure is a lolly pop headed size -4? lovely stuff nice to know talent attracts talent and mediocrity attracts mediocrity...
		gaylord on Mon 24 September 2007 said... The pussy cat dolls are all pre and post op transexuals so posh should fit in perfectly!
		merkinhead on Mon 24 September 2007 said... Proof positive the pussycat dolls don't sing their own songs.
		JiggeryCock on Mon 24 September 2007 said... I thought I told you to fuck off! Go on! Shoo! Clear away!
		sirbuckle on Mon 24 September 2007 said... back doors
		Lil on Mon 24 September 2007 said... They are way too good for that skanky ol' scarecrow...
		Speedwolf on Mon 24 September 2007 said... I heard she's joining sludge-legends Eyehategod. Not true then? What's this about the Pussycunt Cunts?
		JoseFelatio on Mon 24 September 2007 said... i think this is what the PoshPussy line up would look like..: http://preventjossstone.blog-city.com/posh_spice_to_join_pussycat_dolls.htm
		Scylla on Tue 25 September 2007 said... By Jeezuz, that woman is ugly. Anyway, on to my question: are we taking bets that if the PCDs did actually ask this bint along (instead of her paying them money to let her hitch a ride), it's with the sole purpose of making their triviality look spectacular in comparison to her cringeworthy ridiculousness?
		jonnysunspecs on Tue 25 September 2007 said... how much bigger can those shades get, she looks like she's about to fly a fighter jet for fucks sake
		ChunkyMunky on Tue 25 September 2007 said... turn her upside down and will use her as a bog-brush. those silicon chebbers will be perfect for getting those hard-to-reach stains on the u-bend!!
		BurningWheel on Tue 25 September 2007 said... Close your fucking mouth you cunt. You can't sing; you can't play; you'll go a long way.
		josiewales on Tue 25 September 2007 said... awww didnt print it....
		josiewales on Tue 25 September 2007 said... beware of back doors