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POP SENSATION REBECCA LOOS RECORDS A SONG THAT MAKES VICTORIA BECKHAM SOUND LIKE A BETTER OPTION

STOP THE SEARCH - I FOUND IT!

POP SENSATION REBECCA LOOS RECORDS A SONG THAT MAKES VICTORIA BECKHAM SOUND LIKE A BETTER OPTION

Here is a Youtube clip of the Rebecca Loos single...
It's difficult to put into words how utterly lame this is, but i'll try:

I'd rather masturbate a pig on live television than be subject to such a lame cash-in by such a vaucous fame-hungry cow as this.
Never do it again.


COMMENTS
bumspinach on Mon 03 March 2008 said...
Even her speaking parts have been autotuned to fuckery and back again. Piss poor.
PaulieMafia on Mon 03 March 2008 said...
She does have a cracking body. Fucking shit single though.
lightupvirginmary on Mon 03 March 2008 said...
She is talentless scum.
niclarouge on Mon 03 March 2008 said...
Fie for shame you wanton talentless hussy.
HulaGirl on Mon 03 March 2008 said...
Sounds like Posh...
personunavailable on Mon 03 March 2008 said...
Someone should tell her she'll get more publicity if she's brutally murdered by a spanish rentboy.
themong on Mon 03 March 2008 said...
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN !!!
DickyM on Mon 03 March 2008 said...
Well I hope it outsells all the spice whores stuff this year
JoeJ on Mon 03 March 2008 said...
my ears are pouring with blood.
gabbo on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
This time Mr HM, you have it spot on
HolyFuck on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
There's no fucking clip, just a picture of her, so there is no fucking update. Are her PR people paying you to publicise this cunt twice or what? Or is someone in HM headquaters porking the pig? Motherfucker. I am genuinely disappointed in you, Holy Moly. This is a CELEBRITY site.
HoratioKnibbles on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
WTF Loos-er more like!
Bunglist on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
wow! thats brilliant, where can i buy it? i love that 'school music project' sound!
nils on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
Bastard her in the cunt. Oh sorry, is that someone else's line?
djskum on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
Why does her accent change to American every 4th word?
JiggeryCock on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
Lovely! Makes me completely re-assess my views on twenty first century pop music
strangespiral on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
I like it a lot. I like the song, the production, and I don't mind her voice - the way it's synthed is nice anyway. Probably I have appalling taste in music but who cares? I enjoyed this and it's getting ripped to my iTunes.
Aciddrops on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
Does anyone remember Sparky the Magic Piano?
cousinwalt on Tue 04 March 2008 said...
I could almost cope with that if there was an accompanying video of her frolicking in the pool or summat. Come on yeah, get on with it.
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