DE DON'T DON'T DON'T

Police guitarist Andy Summers, clearly driven quite deranged after weeks of sharing a stage with the smuggest man in the music industry, has declared that the band are planning on writing a new album, as if the world hasn't suffered enough this year.

The guitarist has described such a prospect as "a challenge" though perhaps he may be better suited to taking on another challenge such as juggling chainsaws or walking across the Atantic sea bed with a single lungful of air. Wait! The melody-dodging bastards promised when they reformed that it wocrimiuld be for live shows only, with no new material.

They promised, for God's sake! Now, unless the world can sue them, their plan to produce a whole new album of sub-Lily Allen watered-down reggae beats nears fruition. Hateful, promise-breaking Andy told the Associated Press:

It's sort of like living with the elephant in the room. I would see it as a challenge, to make an absolutely brilliant pop album at this stage of our career, and that would be something quite remarkable."

It would be remarkable. It's not something they've ever achieved before, is it?