STING VISITS BROTHEL?

Sting was papped in the early hours of Wednesday emerging from what is reported to be one of Germany's most 'luxurious' brothels; if the words 'luxurious' and 'brothel' can appear in the same sentence.

But what on earth could he have been doing inside?

According to The Sun, Sting had visited 'The Relax Bordello' after his concert, where models rent themselves out by the hour.

If that were true, surely Sting would have been there all day, what with all that Tantric business?

And it's not the first time we've been subjected to unnecessary details of his sex life.

Wife Trudy Styler has previously revealed that the gruesome twosome liked to indulge in a spot of swinging and often visited sex clubs. I feel sorry for the poor bugger who got the short straw and ended up with Styler.

I don't know what's worse about this story. That Sting may have resorted to paying for sex to get his jollies or that he was reported to have sung 'Roxanne', his famous hit about prostitutes, to the prostitutes...