SHOW ME THE BUNNY

Dirty birdy Hugh Hefner is waving large amounts of cash in the direction of Lindsay Lohan's mimsy, for he wants the woman who used to be an actress to bare all in his wonderful magazine Playboy (which really does have some great features on classic cars and male grooming, so I'm led to believe).

This follows on from Lindsay's re-creation of some classic Monroe poses. Hugh was reportedly highly impressed with the cut of Lohan's jib (and her admittedly remarkable breasts) and now wants his magazine to show even more of the freckled thespian. And carrying on the Monroe theme, she will be asked to recreate the nude swimming pool scene from the film 'Something's Got To Give'.

There are no details yet on the financial package being offered, but it should be substantial as it will be a final admittance from Lohan that her acting career is over and that she is now a full time boob-barer. Hugh could just save a lot of money by pasting together various paparazzi shots of the actress and publishing them, because there isn't a single square inch of Lohan's body that hasn't already been snapped as she gets out of a car