Ever wished that you could smell exactly like a woman's vagina or that of a man's scrotum/sweaty, hairy arse..?
Judging from these photos, and where the perfumes are strategically placed, it looks like that's exactly what you'll end smelling like once you've doused yourself with these new scents from designer Tom Ford.
He really did request that the men's version smelt of 'crotch'. Lovely. We can only presume that once you wear it you smell like a dick and act like a cunt. Ho hum... Britney Spears should take note.