PHOTO GALLERY OF THE LEGENDS BALL

NOT SO LEGENDS BALL

Published on Fri 09 May 2008 by Mopsa

PHOTO GALLERY OF THE LEGENDS BALL

The Legends Ball was held last night but unfortunately no legends could make it, so they had to make do with the Cheeky Girls, Esther Rantzen, Boyzone, David Furnish, Michelle Heaton, Andy Scott-Lee, Gemma Atkinson, Jason Donovan and I could go on but it only gets worse so I may as well stop there.

The Legends Ball was held in Battersea, London for the Caudwell Children's charity. But still that's no excuse for what some of the celebrities were wearing.

The Cheeky Girls looked like a two headed mythological monster (if Medusa had two heads or those dogs who guard the underworld) but Esther Rantzen and Faith Brown looked just as scary.

And I don't think there were a pair of breasts that weren't surgically enhanced to look like

a) two balloons
b) a comedy arse

Have a look below for pictures.

CHEEKY GIRLS, LEGENDS BALL, BUZZ ALDRIN, GEMMA ATKINSON, CHRIS TARRANT, MAX CLIFFORD

pass it on print article

NOT A GOODY SMELL
PULL THE OTHER ONE
NOT SO LEGENDS BALL
NEWSMOUND
THUMBS NOT ALOFT

MODEL BEHAVIOUR
THE ILLUSTRATION OF MIMI
BANGING ON THE TELEPHONE
WHEN HOLY MOLY MET THE APPRENTICE LOSERS!
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

COMMENTS

		POOSTRIPE on Fri 09 May 2008 said... what a collection of losers.Who is the blow up doll in the blue dress ?
		squealer on Fri 09 May 2008 said... What a pair of tits those cheeky girls are. They would make good bookends for my vast collection of porn videos though.
		Kitty on Fri 09 May 2008 said... That's Faith Brown, who has managed to find her way out of the Home For the Terminally Unfunny again. Hopefully the men in white coats will be back for her soon, with a wheelbarrow to put her chest in.
		clusterfuck78 on Fri 09 May 2008 said... I think it's Margi Clark. professional scouser
		BiteMe on Fri 09 May 2008 said... They look like deranged Barbies gone terribly wrong.
		blaxa on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Come on, Joan Collins? She's a legend in anyone's book surely.
		gobenji on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Chris Tarrant's done well for himself. Chapeau monsieur... Oh and Faith Brown looks like she's got a prolapsed womb.
		Fakeycakemaker on Fri 09 May 2008 said... I think Faith Brown's tits have got their own agent. As opposed to Faith Brown herself, who grudgingly agrees to carry them to shite Z list events like this.
		Person on Fri 09 May 2008 said... There really ought to be a law.
		frogman99 on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Did they just borrow Joan Collins from Madame Tussaud's for the evening?
		babaduck on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Pubes with fringes... fucks sake!
		thundachick on Fri 09 May 2008 said... what a bunch of fucktards..they were flushing the toilets there last night, then...
		libbyc4 on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Firstly: bad mouthing an event that raised £1.4million all of which goes directly to children desperately in need. Nice. Secondly: Joan Collins, Mickey Rooney, Whitney Houston, Buzz Aldrin, Jane Russell, Nigel Benn, Tippi Hedren, Patricia Neal. That's a little bit embarrassing for you isn't it? Never mind, I'm sure it was worth it - nothing like a good bitch to make your own life seem infinitely better hey?!
		GeoffreyWode on Sat 10 May 2008 said... That top Cheeky Girls picture is a gonna have me wanking for a long time to cum
		GeoffreyWode on Sun 11 May 2008 said... Buzz Aldrin should be a legend in anyones book. A 'reporter' once went up to him and accused NASA of faking the moon landings. Buzzes response? He punched him square in the fucking jaw.