PETER ANDRE REVEALS MORE OF HIS AND JORDAN'S SEX SECRETS

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Published on Wed 17 October 2007 by IanMcShane

PETER ANDRE REVEALS MORE OF HIS AND JORDAN'S SEX SECRETS

Cuprinol-tinted, sweaty 'singer' Peter Andre has revealed to the world that he and Katie Price, the demure young lady who magically transforms into cock-hungry strumpet Jordan when the scent of money is in the air, have sex. With each other. Since they got married. Hold. The. Front. Page.

And the bloke seems to think that they deserve some sort of award for it, though it is the type of thing that married people have been known to do in the past. He waved away his dignity from the platform and turned to Now magazine, who presumably had to pay him for the details.

"Katie is a filthy bitch and I'm her temptation. Everybody has fantasies and when it comes to sexual ones, when you close your bedroom door and it's just you and your partner, anything goes." It must be tempting to try that whole choking thing with Jordan, and you could always use the 'I just got carried away, M'lud' defence.

Peter also revealed that the pair were fond of using masks whilst having sex, though after their awful TV series it certainly won't be BAFTA awards they'll be using in their hideous couplings.

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COMMENTS

		Dubbadubbadubba on Wed 17 October 2007 said... "when you close your bedroom door and it's just you and your partner, anything goes" Yes, one of your unsupervised children falls in a boiling hot bath or walks through a plate-glass window or steps on a rusty spike or sets fire to themselves or etc
		MrsMoon on Wed 17 October 2007 said... this is just awful...their kids will grow up and read this shit..oops...well...one of them won't..sorry...
		Fucksocks! on Wed 17 October 2007 said... Here we see Wankmallet & Thundercunt pictured at Jordan's birthday bash - surrounded by all their friends. (It would only take a shovel and a bag of lime! I'm just saying...)
		dandyboy on Wed 17 October 2007 said... Here's an idea... instead of wearing masks while having sex why not try wearing plastic bags over your heads instead? That's if Harvey hasn't eaten them already.
		SukieBapswent on Wed 17 October 2007 said... one minute their sex life is hot, the next they hardly ever have sex then its hot again. Anyone would think that they were publicity seeking parasites with nothing useful to contribute other than boring us with stories about their sex life to make some dosh. Not that I, or anyone else I dare say is really interested in that or what an amazing wife/lover/mother she is.
		Lil on Wed 17 October 2007 said... U lot are bloody hilarious!! RAOFLMAO
		papers on Wed 17 October 2007 said... They deserve each other.