Please say this is for charity. Please say this is for charity...oh JESUS CHRIST I can't look at it anymore.
For a man who makes a good line in being a human Kick Me sign, you'd think that Peter Andre wouldn't be so happy volunteering his head up for further ridicule.
But here he is dyeing his hair a putrid shade of custard for all us bored lads and lasses out there.
Doesn't looking at this melted blonde mess make you feel better about your crappy, cold Wednesday, ladies and gentlemen? Doesn't it make you feel better to not see a Yazz-alike when you peer in the mirror?
Yes, it does. Good on you, Peter, you big blonde tossbag.