PETE WENTZ CONFESSES A SMALL GAY PAST

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Published on Thu 03 July 2008 by IanMcShane

PETE WENTZ CONFESSES A SMALL GAY PAST

Father to be Pete Wentz, a sad-faced little EMO who has somehow managed to impregnate a woman, has confessed to the least startling news in history. He may have had a bit of a gay old time in the past, but only when he was young and experimenting, around the 22 year-old mark. Or maybe around someone called Mark aged 22.

Wentz, who looks so washed out it is a miracle he manages to have the strength to summon up feelings, told Out magazine about his past. Surely he’s not making up stories to appeal to a wider, gayer range of people?

It’s the usual story. Boy meets boy, they get along, the kisses the boy for a dare, same old same old. Though in this case, boy carries on experimenting with same sex-smooching for another few years, and when the magazine asked when he last locked lips with a strapping young man Pete replied:

"A long time ago. Probably when I was 22?"

Thus spake the 29 year-old. This must be wonderful news for Ashlee Simpson, who now has to face the fact that she is married not only to a weak-looking Goth but possibly a bisexual one to boot.

PETE WENTZ, ASHLEE SIMPSON, EMO, GOTH, GAY, OUT MAGAZINE

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COMMENTS

		Mephisto on Thu 03 July 2008 said... I'd love to punch him. He hasn't really done anything to offend me, but he has one of those faces.
		ComradeDuch on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Late developer. I did it when I was 12, no snogging neither, full sex. It made me the man i am today
		scouse on Thu 03 July 2008 said... I knew that the song "This aint a scene, it's a god damned arms race" sounded like they were singing "One the gay scene, I like an arse in my face" Fucking mincy little Emo.
		BASIC on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Old news HM. This story first broke in March 2007. Jeez.
		BankRobber on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Jesus Christ, could that bloke be any more of a flaming homo? He's got more makeup on than she has. Is that his anal beads she's using as earrings? Beard, I say.
		BankRobber on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Jesus Christ, could that bloke be any more of a flaming homo? He's wearing more makeup than she is, and is that his anal beads she's using as earrings? Beard, I say.
		BankRobber on Thu 03 July 2008 said... She must already know given she's wearing his anal beads as earrings.
		BankRobber on Thu 03 July 2008 said... 'Scuse the post stutter. He's also looking deeply into that arse crack chin rather than returning her eye contact, case rested.
		darkfung on Thu 03 July 2008 said... Is this coming out as a sex tape ?
		yosemitesam on Thu 03 July 2008 said... because I for one would like to have a bloody good look at it
		darkfung on Thu 03 July 2008 said... ... I found myself in exactly the same situation - for 6 years ..... his name was Mark too .... coincidence ?????
		rachael on Sat 05 July 2008 said... umm I reckon she looks like a pretty boy if she shaved her head off. he looks like a dirty skank. AND what has he ever sung only know him because he wears make up and he goes out with ashley simpson?
		Marshfield on Sat 05 July 2008 said... Are they both having a "who's the most feminine looking" face-off. He looks more female than the 'bloke' who's just had a baby, before 'he' had the sex change operation.